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cyberho:

me: *eats Taco Bell*

* 4 hours later *

me:

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(via rihronna)

marxisforbros:

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 

(Source: x-menunited, via bastille)

sprousetwinsblog:

Social Experiment 2.0

(via meanplastic)

stfusluht:

are you a farmer because you know how to raise cock

(via hate)

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

(via milesjai)

homo420:

me if I was a statue

(Source: thenonbreeder28, via world-wanderluster)

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

(via world-wanderluster)

(Source: rihtweet, via bastille)

(Source: clituorice, via milesjai)

frienclzonecl:

one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad

(via world-wanderluster)